mcloughlin2
Sat Oct 14, 2006, 12:48 PM
For my 1000th post, i decided to make it special, :lol:
The Old Couple
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well." Okay, he says, "How about
taking
a stroll around there again and we can do it for old times sake?"
Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very
good idea! There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to
all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to
see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on
them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,
aided
by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and
make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about 10 minutes.. Finally, they
both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't
know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
policeman,
still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them
what their secret is. As the couple passes, he say s to them, "Excuse me,
but
that was
something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together.
Is
there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man s ays, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence."
The Old Couple
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well." Okay, he says, "How about
taking
a stroll around there again and we can do it for old times sake?"
Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very
good idea! There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to
all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to
see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on
them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,
aided
by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and
make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man
drops his
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about 10 minutes.. Finally, they
both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't
know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
policeman,
still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them
what their secret is. As the couple passes, he say s to them, "Excuse me,
but
that was
something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together.
Is
there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man s ays, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence."