nicholas76
Fri Aug 11, 2006, 11:31 AM
Loved this joke hope you do too!
A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks
around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat.
The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him
for a couple of hours..... The priest agrees.
The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the
priest says no so he baits the hook for him and says,
"Give it a shot father".
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it
in the boat.
The fisherman says "Whoa, look at that fu*ker !"
The Priest: "Uh, please sir, can you mind your language !?"
Fisherman:.... (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father, but that's what
this fish is called - a fu*ker !"
The Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know."
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the
bishop.
Priest: Bishop, "Look at this big fu*ker !"
Bishop: "Please, mind your language, this is a house of God !"
Priest replies: "No, you don't understand..... that's what this fish is
called, and I caught this fu*ker !"
Bishop: "Hmmm. You know, I could clean this fu*ker and we could have it
for dinner."
So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to the head
mother..........
Bishop: "Mother Superior ,.....could you cook this fu*ker for dinner
tonight?"
Mother Superior replies . "My lord, what language!"
Bishop: "No, Mother, that's what this fish is called - "a fu*ker !"
" Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it for us."
Mother Superior replies . "Hmmm....... yes, I'll cook that fu*ker
tonight."
Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all
think the fish is great. He asks where they got it.
Priest: " I caught the fu*ker !"
Bishop: "And I cleaned the fu*ker !"
Mother Superior...... "And I cooked the fu*ker!"
The Pope stares at them for a minute then he takes off his hat, puts his
feet up on the table, lights up a smoke, pours himself a large whiskey
and says...... "You know what, you cu*ts are alright !"
A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks
around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat.
The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him
for a couple of hours..... The priest agrees.
The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the
priest says no so he baits the hook for him and says,
"Give it a shot father".
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it
in the boat.
The fisherman says "Whoa, look at that fu*ker !"
The Priest: "Uh, please sir, can you mind your language !?"
Fisherman:.... (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father, but that's what
this fish is called - a fu*ker !"
The Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know."
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the
bishop.
Priest: Bishop, "Look at this big fu*ker !"
Bishop: "Please, mind your language, this is a house of God !"
Priest replies: "No, you don't understand..... that's what this fish is
called, and I caught this fu*ker !"
Bishop: "Hmmm. You know, I could clean this fu*ker and we could have it
for dinner."
So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to the head
mother..........
Bishop: "Mother Superior ,.....could you cook this fu*ker for dinner
tonight?"
Mother Superior replies . "My lord, what language!"
Bishop: "No, Mother, that's what this fish is called - "a fu*ker !"
" Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it for us."
Mother Superior replies . "Hmmm....... yes, I'll cook that fu*ker
tonight."
Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all
think the fish is great. He asks where they got it.
Priest: " I caught the fu*ker !"
Bishop: "And I cleaned the fu*ker !"
Mother Superior...... "And I cooked the fu*ker!"
The Pope stares at them for a minute then he takes off his hat, puts his
feet up on the table, lights up a smoke, pours himself a large whiskey
and says...... "You know what, you cu*ts are alright !"