Xtreme
Tue Aug 08, 2006, 07:21 AM
Subject: Never underestimate a woman.
>
> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
> per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
> across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
>
> "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
> want a divorce."
>
> The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
> increases her speed to 45 mph.
>
> The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
> it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
> and she's a far better lover than you are."
>
> Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
> and slowly increases the speed to 55.
>
> He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
>
> Up to 60 mph.
>
> "I want the car, too," he continues.
>
> 65 mph.
>
> "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
> the boat."
>
> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
>
> This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her; "Isn't there anything
> you want?"
>
> The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice "No, I've got
> everything I need." she says.
>
> "Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"
>
> Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
> says "I've got the airbag."
>
> Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
>
> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
> per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
> across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
>
> "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
> want a divorce."
>
> The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
> increases her speed to 45 mph.
>
> The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
> it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
> and she's a far better lover than you are."
>
> Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
> and slowly increases the speed to 55.
>
> He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
>
> Up to 60 mph.
>
> "I want the car, too," he continues.
>
> 65 mph.
>
> "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
> the boat."
>
> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
>
> This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her; "Isn't there anything
> you want?"
>
> The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice "No, I've got
> everything I need." she says.
>
> "Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"
>
> Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
> says "I've got the airbag."
>
> Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D