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RichVic
Fri Aug 04, 2006, 03:12 AM
For Marg and the discus forumers

Here Goes;

B and R are camping in the desert, they set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, B wakes his faithful friend.

"R, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

R replies: "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.

R. ponders this for a minute
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

No?
Okay what does it tell you then, B"

B is silent for a moment, then speaks:

"R. you bleedin’ idiot, it means SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT!!

btw
B & R are batman and robin~

Fishpimpin73
Thu Sep 07, 2006, 01:24 AM
See when I heard this joke it was The Lone Ranger and Tonto :P

Much Much Funnier :P

*Chris*
Thu Sep 07, 2006, 07:52 AM
my question would be why are batman and robyn doing in the same tent


sounds like a bit of brokeback mountain to me
:lol: :lol:

goldfish
Thu Sep 07, 2006, 09:36 AM
sounds like stars are made in heaven! :)

hootie2s
Fri Sep 08, 2006, 02:12 AM
See when I heard this joke it was The Lone Ranger and Tonto :P

Much Much Funnier :P

Yep thats who I heard it from....but then I think it means I am getting old so I prefer to use more modern characters :)

80in55
Fri Sep 08, 2006, 02:27 AM
I heard it with Sherlock Holmes and Watson! That's much better than Batman/Robin or TLR/Tonto!! I mean, just makes it a little more funny IMO