chrissyoscar
Sat Jul 15, 2006, 12:20 AM
Ladder To Success:
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One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the
clouds.
*
He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb.
*
Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather
large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
*
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
*
Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued
climbing.
*
He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman
than before.
*
She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
*
Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb.
*
On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so
bad a figure.
*
She stated: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
*
Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and
sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed
woman lying seductively on the cloud.
*
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success...she huskily whispered.
*
Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him.
He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
*
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him.
He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos.
*
The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
*
Apprehensively, Harry whispers! "Who are you?"
*
*
*
The Biker Answers..."I'm Cess."
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*
One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the
clouds.
*
He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb.
*
Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather
large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
*
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
*
Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued
climbing.
*
He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman
than before.
*
She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
*
Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb.
*
On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so
bad a figure.
*
She stated: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
*
Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and
sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed
woman lying seductively on the cloud.
*
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success...she huskily whispered.
*
Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him.
He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
*
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him.
He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos.
*
The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
*
Apprehensively, Harry whispers! "Who are you?"
*
*
*
The Biker Answers..."I'm Cess."
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