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Xtreme
Tue Jun 20, 2006, 12:49 PM
If an elephant and a suckworth had a race, which one would win??
OscarManAlpha
Tue Jun 20, 2006, 01:21 PM
I'll be the fall guy :oops: !!

Whats a suckworth ??

Cheers,

Mark
Ben
Tue Jun 20, 2006, 01:45 PM
LOL dont you know Mark!!!!?
OscarManAlpha
Tue Jun 20, 2006, 01:48 PM
LOL dont you know Mark!!!!?

I guess I probably am the only one not to know the answer :oops: :oops:

All good anything for a laugh..

Cheers,

Mark
Ben
Tue Jun 20, 2006, 01:51 PM
*looks for dictonary*
sammigold
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 02:10 AM
Ben, I dont know either!!!!!
(googling!!!).......
sammigold
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 02:15 AM
Am thinking its a baseball joke???? am I really ignorant.... (duckworth = suckworth) bad pitcher??? am I digging myself a really deep hole that no blonde can get out of!!
Xtreme
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 02:33 AM
LOL!!! :D :D
A suck is worth $50!!!!!!!!!

Lol. learnt that joke about 20 years ago, living in Alice Springs, never forgot it!!
marg
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 02:33 AM
Join the Club Sammi, I can't work it our either (I am also a dumb blonde, heh heh).,

Marg.
Xtreme
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 02:37 AM
LOL, sorry it is a really bad joke isnt it!! Hows how you always remember the crap ones and not the good ones!
Ben
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 03:12 AM
So who won?
sammigold
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 04:27 AM
and what was the elephant worth??? LOL
marg
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 05:11 AM
Yeah, who won - and how did you know what a Suckworth was Ben :lol: :lol: ?

Marg.
sammigold
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 12:38 PM
Ok, I got totally sucked in!!!! I was sitting here just now asking my man "Whats a suckworth" and he said "dont you get it" (totally incredulous!) and I said "No, I googled it and there is a guy called suckworth"

and he looks at me like I am totally stupid and says... "WHATS A SUCK WORTH?"

AAAAAHHHH Now I get it... $50
the rest of the joke is irrelevant... its like the old joke "Q.If you could choose between a corvette, a ferrari and a pycost what would you choose?
Reply:I dont know whats a pycost?
Answer:$2.50

Get it now Marg.... I think its a boy joke.. he he he
aquafrogstuff
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 01:43 PM
I've got one for ya.

Makes people laugh all the time.

What do you call Postman Pat after he retires?













Pat!
wickedglass
Wed Jun 21, 2006, 06:25 PM
A man walks into a bar with a Rhino. The man and the rhino proceed to get drunk. Eventually, the rhino collapses on the floor and passes out and the man gets up to leave. The bartender yells, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' around there!" The man yells back, "It's not a lion, it's a rhino!"
marg
Thu Jun 22, 2006, 12:34 AM
Got it now Sammi, boy jokes - kinda like kids and their knock knock jokes - my 7 year old Grandaughter Tahlia is really into them at the moment :roll: :roll: :roll: (can't wait for this stage to pass :!: ).

Aquafrogstuff and Wickedglass - I am going to tell Tahlia your jokes - maybe I won't have to hear the dreaded words "Knock Knock" again :D .,

Marg.