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rsoares
Tue Jun 13, 2006, 03:19 PM
A very ugly woman walks into asda with her two kids.
The asda greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Robdog
Tue Jun 13, 2006, 05:02 PM
Gold!
Just proves that for every ugly fat woman, there is a drunken horny man that'll take one for the team