tennhound
Tue Dec 25, 2007, 01:29 AM
Wisdom in Wine
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering
and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer
there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering
and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.