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Proteus
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:03 AM
Try this for fun... no cheating either

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a can of soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30------- a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1 million
Brown-------Because i like it like that.
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Proteus
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:04 AM
:shock: :shock: :shock:

I had sex with a baseball bat because the voices told me to.

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

:ug

scott bowler
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:11 AM
your a sick man ro hehehe

Guppygal
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:13 AM
I fell in love with a ninja because I was drunk

:D

scott bowler
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:18 AM
I gave my number to a banana Because someone offered me $1 million hehehe

Proteus
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:20 AM
Damn you got off lucky...

Xtreme
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:23 AM
I gave a lap dance to A homeless guy Because I'm sexy and I do what I want !!!!!!!


Awesome LOL !!! :):):)

DiscusWidow
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:23 AM
I Chocked on an IPOD because I was high

flaggy
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:05 AM
I didn't think murdering a condom was possible whatever the reason ...

nicholas76
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:16 AM
I ate a permanent marker becuase im sexy and do what I want?

LOL

Kingkat
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:23 AM
I bitched out your mum because the voices told me to?

WinnY
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:31 AM
"I sang to my dog because i was high"
:lol:

Nathan
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:32 AM
i smacked my best friends boyfriend because i was high.

righto

fiftycal
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:32 AM
I gave my number to an Ipod because I was high

martraci
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:41 AM
i murdered a mexican because thats how i roll

martraci
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:44 AM
hahaha...i would too!

Charlie Brown
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 08:48 AM
I smacked a goat Because I'm NOT homosexual.
:) lol

scott bowler
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 09:02 AM
welcome charlie brown love the pic hehe

DiscusWidow
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 09:08 AM
welcome charlie brown love the pic hehe
:evil: :stupid

Hail2Pitt02
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 10:45 AM
I ate a policeman because that's how I roll.


I like it.

Proteus
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 11:01 AM
lol

They are getting better all the time

fish_r
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 11:06 AM
I smacked a goat -Because i like it like that.
"no i'm not Turkish"

Proteus
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 11:08 AM
I smacked a goat -Because i like it like that.
"no i'm not Turkish"

Your name is Borat maybe.... mmmmmmmmmmmm

DiscusMad
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 12:07 PM
I had sex with the computer Because I'm naked. :lol: :lol:


I wonder what the patients will think :shock:

DiscusWidow
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 12:15 PM
What patients????

fish_r
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 12:19 PM
Your name is Borat maybe.... mmmmmmmmmmmm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

DiscusMad
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 12:24 PM
What patients????

I'm a nurse

samir
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 02:04 PM
I had sex with my neighbor because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :shock:

SandyLynne
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 07:22 PM
I choked on my sister Because I'm NOT homosexual :scratch

taksan
Tue Mar 20, 2007, 11:47 PM
I ate a hooker because I was drunk ....... again !

ellwa
Wed Mar 21, 2007, 12:42 AM
I ate my psychiatrist, because thats how I roll.

Robdog
Wed Mar 21, 2007, 02:44 AM
I gave a lapdance to a pickle because someone offered me a lazy million $$$

...then I changed my shirt to a pink one.

shake
Wed Mar 21, 2007, 06:03 AM
I shot my neighbor because I hate myself.

I need to change the color of my shirt.

Dearra
Wed Mar 21, 2007, 11:28 AM
I gave my number to a pickle because I'm NOT homosexual.

sugarpuss
Wed Mar 21, 2007, 11:56 AM
I ate a hooker because I was drunk ....... again !

but was it tasty?

Robdog
Wed Mar 21, 2007, 12:00 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with that...