the road to enlightenment

[bushie]

this shall be an ongoing guide to a happy and fulfilling life.
please feel free to leave your own quotes.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fact, just **** off and leave me alone.

[bushie]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

[bushie]

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

[bushie]

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

[Merrilyn]

Bushie, love that last one.

Keep 'em coming. :P

[bushie]

No one is listening until you fart

[bushie]

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

[bushie]

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

[bushie]

c`mon guys where is your quotes???????

[bushie]

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

[DiscusEden]

From David Brent of The Office:

What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? ‘Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.

[bushie]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[Fishpimpin73]

"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." -- Albert Einstein

[Fishpimpin73]

"The intellect has little to do on the road to discovery. There comes a leap in consciousness, call it intuition or what you will, and the solution comes to you and you don't know how or why." -- Albert Einstein

[bushie]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

[bushie]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[bushie]

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

[bushie]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

[Robdog]

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

[bushie]

:lol: :lol: LOL :lol: :lol:

robdog.....
keep em comin mate.

been waitin for others to jump on the bandwagon.

[bushie]

Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

[tennhound]

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

MARIE

[tennhound]

No question is a stupid question if you truely DO NOT know the answer...

MARIE

[tennhound]

Talk to your fish... atleast they will listen...

MARIE

[Fishpimpin73]

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, “Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?” Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we're liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

Marianne Williamson

[Fishpimpin73]

"There" is no better than "here." When your "there" has become a "here" you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."

(Cherie Carter-Scott)

[Fishpimpin73]

Aim at perfection in everything, though in most things it is unattainable; however, they who aim at it and persevere, will come much nearer to it than those whose laziness and despondency make them give it up as unattainable. --- Lord Chesterfield

[DiscusEden]

Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear bright ... until You Hear Them Speak.

[DiscusEden]

I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol

[DiscusEden]

Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.

[bushie]

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

[bushie]

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

[bushie]

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

[bushie]

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

[bushie]

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[Merrilyn]

ROFLMAO

Loving it guys. Keep em coming :P

[*Chris*]

as we grow up we learn that evn the person that wasnt supposed to let you down will . you will have your heart broken more than once and it will get harder each time , you will break hearts to so rememeber how it fekt when yours was broken . youll fight with your best friend , youll blame a new love for things the old love did , youll cry because time is passing to quickly , and youll eventually loose someone you love ,
so take to many pictures laugh too much and love like you have never been hurt , because every 60 seconds you spend unhappy is a minute youll never get back

[scott bowler]

wow chis that is deep mate for such a young man good on you

[bushie]

chris,
sounds like a long version of the old saying,


love like you`ve never been hurt.
dance like no one is watching.
sing like no one can hear you.
and **** like you`re being filmed.

[*Chris*]

i like the root like your being filmed part mate but suprisingly enough i have never heard the rest of that one
hey im an adult now lol
21 all the way

[bushie]

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

[bushie]

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

[bushie]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

[*Chris*]

wise man once said never pay full price for late pizza

[bushie]

here are some things that you learn when your a kid.




No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

[bushie]

When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

[bushie]

If your brother hits you, don't hit him back. They always catch the second person.

[bushie]

Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

[bushie]

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.